These are the footnotes of the paper I am about to hand in for my critical theory class. My paper is about George Michael. It was supposed to be 3-5 pages long and it is 7. I’m kind of an asshole.
the ability to incite the idea of pants removal using only footnotes is pretentious 101. meta.
GEORGE MICHAEL and LINDA EVANGELISTA
about a year after this photo was taken I could usually be found standing in our living room holding that guitar and pretending to be george michael {read: repeatedly saying “freeeeedom!” and shaking my butt}
(Source: freedom90, via fuckyeahgeorgemichael)
Melancholy or Macho?
George Michael proving that even if your boyfriend leaves you, you can rap and dance all faggy at him and he’ll abandon matrimony to be hella fuckin gay with you